Pathetic Athletic Igor Strausenhausen

Igor Strausenhausen aka Pathetic Athletic Standing at 9 foot tall, his rippled thighs, amiable abs and carved calves are proof of his speed and strength. This rugged mid-european Adonis struts high above the weaker common man and woman to show off his hilariously pathetic feats of strength, everything from attempting to tear paper bags, struggling to open sweet wrappers, break twigs and lift ladies hand bags high above his head, Igor will leave the crowd stunned with tears of laughter in their eyes and open smiles of bewilderment. Hanging from his mighty oak neck Igor has many Olympic medals that he likes to boast about to anyone who will stand still long enough.

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